Ugh, I don't want that devil's food cake.
No more of that junk food.
I want the good stuff,
the REAL Good stuff,
the kind that only comes from heaven.
I got me a taste of heaven;
I tasted a cake
made with real Love, all natural.
It's no secret ingredient,
only the best.
Wanna know where I got a cake so good?
I ordered it from heaven's hotline,
and it came right on time.
It ain't shipped in a box labeled "fragile".
No. It's a special delivery from the Lord Himself.
I quit that ol' devil's danger diet
and I signed up for
the holy health plan,
where eternal life tastes oh-so-sweet.
I lost all that weight on my shoulders.
It comes with a sampling of bread
and a side of wine
that is oh-so-divine.
Since then I've been eating at Christ's Cafe.
It's an all-you-can-eat buffet,
all for free;
the Manager paid for me in full.
His name is Jesus, I recommend Him.
Their food is SO Good,
I had to get myself a copy of their recipe book.
It's got everything you need.
Try the Psalm Soup
or the Proverbs Supreme.
On the go?
There's the Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John Deal.
But I say eat right in,
and bring some friends.
There's plenty of seats for everyone.
So no more eating those nasty sin pies;
those were made with lies,
and they clog your arteries.
Do yourself a favor
and feed on some Spiritual Food.
(Oh, and did you know? Satan's Diner is going out of business.)